I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.