I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.