I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid of the unknown.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.