I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for the meal. The farmer, Vic, told me to look at all the turkeys and pick one out. I saw a cute one with a silly walk and cried, 'Him!' Before my pointing finger had even dropped to my side, Vic had grabbed the turkey by the neck and slit [the animal's] throat. Blood and feathers went flying. I had sentenced that turkey to death! Up until then, I didn't know where meat came from—and I've been a vegetarian ever since.