I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.