And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.
The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.