I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I do love the idea of ritual.