I'm lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you're saying.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.