Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.