Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.