Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.