Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.