Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.