People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, "She's married to so and so!"