Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for their actual personality, or who they seem to be.

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

I do love the idea of ritual.