Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.