Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it. Use condoms and everything. Go with your instincts. This is the time to have a lot of sex and do drugs. But make sure you live through it.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.