When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard to come by.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.