I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.