I had a lot of depression as a kid.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.