I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.