It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.