If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.