Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.