Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.