You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah SilvermanMen like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
Sarah SilvermanI've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
Sarah SilvermanIf you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
Sarah Silverman