Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.