Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.