Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.