Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews and the Palestinians share and could work together to make the whole world a better place, not just this Middle East stuff, but the whole world.

I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.