Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.