Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not for me. I'm a vegetarian, but I don't have a problem if you want a hamburger.

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.