The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."