The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.