The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.