I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.