I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.