I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.