I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.