I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.