All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.

You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."

I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.