When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I remember my first standup act when I was seventeen; I did a really lame song about being flat chested. I was doing it in New York, and I remember Kevin Brennan, the guy I lost my virginity to, was like "That song doesn't make sense, you have tits."

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.