I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had it, so I know it's real.

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.