Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.

Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.

Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.