Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.