If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.
I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.