I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.