I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?

I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.