I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!