I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
Sarah SilvermanI don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
Sarah SilvermanI first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
Sarah SilvermanI don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
Sarah SilvermanI don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.
Sarah SilvermanIf you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
Sarah Silverman