Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.