I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.
Sarah SilvermanYou have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
Sarah SilvermanIf we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
Sarah SilvermanI dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
Sarah SilvermanTake lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally.
Sarah Silverman