I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much encouraged by all sorts of people to crawl under a rock and die. And it's so weird. My crime is not dying.

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.

I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch.

I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.