Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the blacks." I guess because I'm a Jew for all intents and purposes and to group people together of which I am not one in such a casual way feels disrespectful.

Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.