Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I don't need a lot of space.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.