Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not totally paralyzed, and it keeps me from just complete state of paralysis - and emotionally and really kind of almost physically.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.

If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.

I really think everything is fair game.