Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

I had a lot of depression as a kid.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.