I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you."

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.