I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

If I have kids, I'll adopt.

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.