This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Mommy is one of the chosen people โฆ and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need strangers to know that I'm warm. I don't need strangers to know the real me.