Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.