Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.

Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.