Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.

That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.