I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.