I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.

If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.

I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.