I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV.

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.