I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.

Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of "offensive." Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.