Scientology is weird because it's new.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.

I really think everything is fair game.