Scientology is weird because it's new.

I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I was shocked at the things that shocked people.

People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.

I don't really care for like fat jokes about women, specifically.