I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that," it's all I want to say. And also, something I learned in therapy ... which is darkness can't exist in the light, and then that made me think of something that Mr. Rogers said, which is, "If it's mentionable, it's manageable."

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.

I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.