I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

I like my life alone.

I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.