I like my life alone.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.