I like my life alone.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.