Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to if you want to move forward and stay vital. It's like people who take pride in not having a computer. I'm all, "Great, don't learn new things! Your brain is full!"

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.