We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.

Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.