We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.