Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.

We deserve quality lives with equality.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.