I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.

I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.

I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.

I really think everything is fair game.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.