I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.