That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.

I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.