People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.

I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.

I do love the idea of ritual.