People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.

Scientology is weird because it's new.

Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.

Dear America, when you tell gay Americans that they can't serve their country openly or marry the person that they love, you're telling that to kids too. So don't be f**king shocked and wonder where all these bullies are coming from that are torturing young kids and driving them to kill themselves because they're different; they learned it from watching you.

All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about heartache and heartbreak.