Scientology is weird because it's new.
Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.