Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.

If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.

In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures.

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.

I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.