Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know... because, at the end of the day, they're both gross. But mostly, I learned that elderly black women are wise beyond their years... but younger black women are prostitutes.

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.

I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.