Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.