I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.