I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.