Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
If I have kids, I'll adopt.
Scientology is weird because it's new.
Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.