I don't want to deconstruct what I do.

I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.

Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, "I want pussy!" Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I just think of myself as a comedian, really.

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at the time.