If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Work such as you will not have to have the money. Adore like you've got by no means been damage. Dance like nobody's seeing.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twenty-two years, nothing that weighs over 130. If you do, you're in trouble. 'Cause when you're getting old and your cells gettin' low, you'll need a Delco battery to boost ya.