If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

There never was a man on earth who pitched as much as me. But the more I pitched, the stronger my arm would get.

Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

The Crawfords played everywhere, in every ballpark. And we won, won like we invented the game.

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat.