If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody.

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my sidearmer and my bat dodger. Man's got to do what he's got to do.

I ain't ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Avoid running at all times.

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me.

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.