Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn't do for anything else. Same with money.

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes 'em.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them.

Avoid running at all times.